NEW YORK CITY — This year, lets get our mothers gifts that show we know their first name isn’t “Mom.”
Let’s celebrate their unique strengths, not the cookie-cutter idea of motherhood sold ever so neatly in the gift card aisle.
Face it, our mothers are weird. Lets show them we know it, and we f—ing love it.
Here are just a few gift ideas that say, “I see you, Carolyn. I see you.”
A Trip To The Break Bar
Smash the patriarchy, Mom, by which I mean, this old printer.
Cost: Rage Town Voucher for two goes for $103.42.
Literally Anything From Zabars
Cost: How much??? Ugh, New York. Stop it.
A Pet Chinchilla
Nothing says I love you like a $1,000 rodent.
Cost: A standard chinchilla will run you $175. For an Angora, you’ll have to throw down $1,250.
An Avocado She Can’t Eat
It’s pretty, though.
Cost: $65
A Russian And Turkish Baths Sauna Hat For Her Next Schvitz
Try not to look amazing in a sauna hat. Just try.

Cost: $25