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NEW YORK CITY — This year, lets get our mothers gifts that show we know their first name isn’t “Mom.”
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Let’s celebrate their unique strengths, not the cookie-cutter idea of motherhood sold ever so neatly in the gift card aisle.
Face it, our mothers are weird. Lets show them we know it, and we f—ing love it.
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Here are just a few gift ideas that say, “I see you, Carolyn. I see you.”
A Trip To The Break Bar
Smash the patriarchy, Mom, by which I mean, this old printer.
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Cost: Rage Town Voucher for two goes for $103.42.
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Literally Anything From Zabars
Cost: How much??? Ugh, New York. Stop it.
A Pet Chinchilla
Nothing says I love you like a $1,000 rodent.
Cost: A standard chinchilla will run you $175. For an Angora, you’ll have to throw down $1,250.
An Avocado She Can’t Eat
It’s pretty, though.
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Cost: $65
A Russian And Turkish Baths Sauna Hat For Her Next Schvitz
Try not to look amazing in a sauna hat. Just try.
Cost: $25
